Ah, Zhuhai, pearl of the sea! The brown sludge of your waters and the gray haze of your skies only serve to polish your brilliant white! How unexpected! How rare!Piotr and I arrived late afternoon and decided to walk along the seaside to the hostel. Fortunately, Piotr's estimate of 4 kilometers was somewhat conservative. Fortunately, I say, because the walk was exactly what we needed. Never mind the dozens of kilos on our backs (and on my front) - the seaside air was fresh (for China), and the pavement was uncrowded (for China). Four or five kilometers became seven or eight, and just as we grew irritably tired and hungry, we arrived at our hostel, which actually turned out to be a youngish Chinese couple's flat on the 27th floor of a modern high-rise near the seaside.
Zhuhai's biggest surprise wasn't the relative cleanliness, but rather, the civility. Yes, the people still spit everywhere – they are mainland Chinese, after all. Rather, it was the little things. A few cars actually stopped to let me cross at zebra crossings. The public toilets had toilet paper. Someone held a door open for me once. Um.... Ok, that was it, but if you've spent any time in China, you know that those things just don't happen. Zhuhai was a breath of less-polluted air, and this led us to consider our options.

Originally, the plan was just to stop for the evening in Zhuhai and then head to Macau, but when we found that Macau was literally walking distance, we opted to stick to budget accommodation in surprisingly-nice Zhuhai and just take a day trip to Macau, so the next day, we woke up, hopped on a short bus, and walked across the border-that-isn't-a-border.
The Chinese like to say that Macau is China's Las Vegas, and that's absolutely bullshit. Macau is a filthy, unconcerned, crumbling heap of shabby flats and shabbier shops with a few world-class casinos strategically placed in areas where the squalor can be hidden. What surprises me about the place is how none of the fortune that the casinos must create seems to stay in Macau, but I suppose that's a pretty understandable result of the fact that almost no casinos will even accept the local money! That's right, almost all of the gambling takes place in Hong Kong dollars, which is where I'm sure all the money directly goes. And the unreasonably ugly 50-kilometer bridge currently under construction between Hong Kong and Macau seems set to further facilitate the funneling of money out of Macau.
Piotr was overjoyed that “it feels European here”, but I assured him that the shock at seeing Portuguese everywhere would soon pass, and that he would see Macau for the heap it actually is. Finally, I could no longer stand wandering around the endless identically soiled streets, and I convinced Piotr to have a look inside a casino. We wandered around the Grand Lisboa for awhile until we both got a bit exasperated with all the buzzing and the beeping and the clanging of change. I agreed to leave, if only he would sit down with me and help me lose 100 HKD at the roulette table. See, that's how I look at gambling. You're paying for the entertainment of playing the game, not the chance to win. Thinking about winning will get you in trouble. Thinking about playing will just result in a good, albeit short, time.
So, we sat down and predictably lost most of it. But then, in one last unconcerned round of number-choosing, we happened to pick a lucky corner and win a bit back. And then it happened again. And then we hit a number straight on. And then another. If I had been there alone, I probably would have walked out of there either a millionaire or with just enough to buy a ticket back to Suzhou, but I didn't want to spoil the young Polish lad's innocence. So, we cashed out at 300 HKD and left Macau slightly better off than when we arrived.
Back in Zhuhai with no real plan, we just kind of ambled around for another day or so. I was hesitant to start paying Hong Kong prices, and we were both content to lounge around in such a peaceful seaside city, so we elected to stay an extra day. I woke up early the next day and followed the coastline most of the way north, where Piotr joined me for a hike up and down a little island and a wander around a couple of parks. On the way back, we stumbled across a little place called Chicago Brewery and Grill, which actually was what it claimed – a brewery. Their beer was mediocre at best, and most of the more interesting offerings were not available, but a couple of passable pilsners and disturbingly-cloudy stouts later, we wandered off extremely pleased with both ourselves and our time in Zhuhai.




